Scene 1
Did You Just Say 'Bean"?
(00:00:00 - 00:01:47)
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The paintball game is still on, and Troy and Abed are pursuing another student. They tell him that a professional paintball player had infiltrated the game. Dean Pelton hears this and he's confused, but it all comes into focus when the ice cream company mascot is revealed to be rival City College's Dean Spreck in disguise. Spreck masterminded the whole paintball game, including inventing a fake ice cream company, so that the Greendale students would destroy their own school.
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For Greendale!
(00:01:48 - 00:05:43)
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Troy and Abed get the other Greendale students together and tell them what's going on. They propose that rather than fight each other, they form an alliance to fight Dean Spreck and City college. Abed uses this as an opportunity to play a Han Solo role. A robot with a paintball bomb attached wheels into the room and explodes, but Magnitude sacrifices himself by throwing himself on it so that his body absorbs all the paint. Jeff finds a camera on the robot and uses it to threaten Dean Spreck, but...
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Troy and Abed get the other Greendale students together and tell them what's going on. They propose that rather than fight each other, they form an alliance to fight Dean Spreck and City college. Abed uses this as an opportunity to play a Han Solo role. A robot with a paintball bomb attached wheels into the room and explodes, but Magnitude sacrifices himself by throwing himself on it so that his body absorbs all the paint. Jeff finds a camera on the robot and uses it to threaten Dean Spreck, but Spreck finds that Pierce is willing to turn against Greendale and help him. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to organize the rebel alliance, though Troy has other plans.
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Scene 3
Battle Strategies
(00:05:44 - 00:08:13)
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Abed, Shirley, and Annie ambush two of Spreck's guards. They also find buckets of paint in a storage closet. Abed flirts with Annie while in character as Han Solo. Annie learns to like it. The three join the remaining students to convene to organize an attack on Dean Spreck and his guards. Troy has one plan, which Jeff won't listen to because he thinks his plan is better. Annie suggests they split into two groups and carry out both.
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Troy's Awesome Plan
(00:08:14 - 00:09:28)
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Dean Spreck bribes Pierce with pudding so he can get more information about Jeff. Pierce mentions being kicked out of the study group after two years, and Spreck asks why it took so long, which makes Pierce think. Abed and Annie shoot two guards from the student lounge and share more Han Solo/Princess Leia tension. Meanwhile, Troy's plan is working, which he brags about to Jeff.
Scene 5
Denny's Is For Winners
(00:09:29 - 00:11:38)
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Jeff and Troy carry out their plans simultaneously, one in the courtyard, one in the library. Jeff gets shot and is out of the game.
Scene 6
Rain Of Paint
(00:11:39 - 00:13:50)
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Jeff's team is losing out on the courtyard, while in the library, things aren't much better. Troy is shot with a hail of paintballs. Abed and Annie realize they're both out of ammo and are about to get shot. Annie asks Abed if he'll still be Han Solo after he's shot, but he says no. They make the most of their last moments by passionately kissing. Shirley escapes the library and pulls the fire alarm, triggering the paint to rain from the sprinklers according to Troy's plan. It works, though Troy...
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Jeff's team is losing out on the courtyard, while in the library, things aren't much better. Troy is shot with a hail of paintballs. Abed and Annie realize they're both out of ammo and are about to get shot. Annie asks Abed if he'll still be Han Solo after he's shot, but he says no. They make the most of their last moments by passionately kissing. Shirley escapes the library and pulls the fire alarm, triggering the paint to rain from the sprinklers according to Troy's plan. It works, though Troy, Abed, and Annie are all "dead".
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Scene 7
Make The Check Out To Greendale
(00:13:51 - 00:16:34)
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Pierce fakes a heart attack to avoid getting shot. Abed and Annie stop kissing, and while Annie is flustered, all Abed can say is "Cool." He is no longer Han Solo. On the courtyard, Shirley and Britta launch a heroic attack and take out all of Spreck's men. Britta is shot, but Shirley survives. Greendale celebrates its victory, but then another of Spreck's players appears and shoots Shirley. Another player shoots him, and it turns out to be Pierce is disguise. Pierce gives the $100,000 prize mon...
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Pierce fakes a heart attack to avoid getting shot. Abed and Annie stop kissing, and while Annie is flustered, all Abed can say is "Cool." He is no longer Han Solo. On the courtyard, Shirley and Britta launch a heroic attack and take out all of Spreck's men. Britta is shot, but Shirley survives. Greendale celebrates its victory, but then another of Spreck's players appears and shoots Shirley. Another player shoots him, and it turns out to be Pierce is disguise. Pierce gives the $100,000 prize money to Greendale.
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Scene 8
The Return of Pierce
(00:16:35 - 00:19:45)
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The group regroups in the library to decide which class to take together next semester. Jeff leaves the decision to Troy, but Troy says they should sleep on it. Annie wants Abed to keep being Han Solo but Abed says it was just in the context of the game. He does give her his Han Solo vest, which was really a vest he stole from Star Burns and it smells bad. Pierce comes in to get his day planner and tells them that he had never been friends with anyone at Greendale in the 12 years he's been comin...
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The group regroups in the library to decide which class to take together next semester. Jeff leaves the decision to Troy, but Troy says they should sleep on it. Annie wants Abed to keep being Han Solo but Abed says it was just in the context of the game. He does give her his Han Solo vest, which was really a vest he stole from Star Burns and it smells bad. Pierce comes in to get his day planner and tells them that he had never been friends with anyone at Greendale in the 12 years he's been coming there, but he always has to sabotage his relationships so that's what he did with the study group. Jeff invites him to take a class with them next semester, but Pierce turns them down and leaves. They expect Pierce to come back and say he's changed his mind, but Pierce never does.
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Scene 9
Abed Reigns Supreme
(00:19:46 - 07:59:59)
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Abed tells the story of the battle to a janitor, who is not impressed because he has clean up all of the mess left from it.
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